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Total Medals Earned: 218 (From 35 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,860 Points

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Secret #1 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Newgrounds is an American entertainment and social media website and company. Founded on July 6, 1995 by Tom Fulp, the site primarily hosts Adobe Flash animations and games, but also features a music-oriented page, along with an art portal.
Secret #10 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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A die (plural dice, from Old French dé, from Latin datum "something which is given or played") is a small throwable object with multiple resting positions, used for generating random numbers.
Secret #11 Unlocked 7/15/13
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A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities.
Secret #12 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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A computer is a general purpose device which can be programmed to carry out a finite set of arithmetic or logical operations.
Secret #13 Unlocked 7/15/13
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A smiley, smiley face, or happy face, :) or :D is a stylized representation of a smiling humanoid face, commonly occurring in popular culture.
Secret #14 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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An eraser (US and Canada) or rubber (elsewhere) is an article of stationery that is used for removing pencil markings.
Secret #15 Unlocked 7/15/13
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In the United States and Canada, a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.
Secret #16 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Canada is a North American country consisting of ten provinces and three territories.
Secret #17 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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A game controller is a device used with games or entertainment systems to provide input to a video game, typically to control an object or character in the game.
Secret #18 Unlocked 7/15/13
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Bowling is a sport in which players attempt to score points by rolling a bowling ball along a flat surface, usually a wooden or other synthetic surface, either into pins or to get close to a target ball.
Secret #19 Unlocked 7/15/13
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Television (TV) is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome (black-and-white) or colored, with or without accompanying sound.
Secret #2 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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A football helmet is a protective device used primarily in American football and Canadian football. It consists of a hard plastic top with thick padding on the inside, a face mask made of one or more rubber coated metal bars, and a chinstrap.
Secret #20 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Box (plural boxes) describes a variety of containers and receptacles for permanent use as storage, or for temporary use often for transporting contents.
Secret #21 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Dangerous Dave is a 1988 computer game by John Romero.
Secret #22 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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The dumbbell, a type of free weight, is a piece of equipment used in weight training.
Secret #23 Unlocked 7/15/13
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Basketball is a team sport, the objective being to shoot a ball through a basket horizontally positioned to score points while following a set of rules.
Secret #24 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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X is the twenty-fourth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Secret #25 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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The incandescent light bulb, incandescent lamp or incandescent light globe is an electric light which produces light with a filament wire heated to a high temperature by an electric current through it, until it glows.
Secret #26 Unlocked 7/15/13
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A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits.
Secret #27 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.
Secret #28 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. The Moon is the only natural satellite of the Earth, and the fifth largest satellite in the Solar System. Banana Moon is a 1971 studio album by Daevid Allen.
Secret #29 Unlocked 7/15/13
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Goggles or safety glasses are forms of protective eyewear that usually enclose or protect the area surrounding the eye in order to prevent particulates, water or chemicals from striking the eyes.
Secret #3 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Coffee is a brewed beverage with a strong flavor prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffea plant.
Secret #30 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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An arrow is a graphical symbol such as → or ←, used to point or indicate direction, being in its simplest form a line segment with a triangle affixed to one end, and in more complex forms a representation of an actual arrow (e.g. ➵ U+27B5).
Secret #31 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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A sandwich is a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them, or one slice of bread with a topping or toppings, commonly called an open sandwich.
Secret #32 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground dry roasted peanuts, popular in North America, Netherlands, United Kingdom, and parts of Asia, particularly the Philippines and Indonesia.
Secret #33 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Money is any object or record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts in a given socio-economic context or country.
Secret #34 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Music is an art form whose medium is sound and silence.
Secret #35 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Shopping bags are medium sized bags, typically around 10-20 litres (2.5 to 5 gallons) in volume (though much larger versions exist, especially for non-grocery shopping), that are often used by grocery shoppers to carry home their purchases.
Secret #36 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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A soft drink (also called pop, soda, coke, soda pop, fizzy drink, tonic, mineral or carbonated beverage) is a beverage that typically contains water (often, but not always carbonated water), a sweetener, and a flavoring agent.
Secret #37 Unlocked 7/16/13
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A hat is a head covering. It can be worn for protection against the elements, for ceremonial or religious reasons, for safety, or as a fashion accessory.
Secret #38 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Speech is the vocalized form of human communication. It is based upon the syntactic combination of lexicals and names that are drawn from very large (usually to about 10,000 different gagolizim words) vocabularies.
Secret #39 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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A flying disc is a disc-shaped glider that is generally plastic and roughly 20 to 25 cm (7.9 to 9.8 in) in diameter, with a lip.
Secret #4 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Mail, or post, is a system for transporting letters and other tangible objects: written documents, typically enclosed in envelopes, and also small packages are delivered to destinations around the world.
Secret #40 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.
Secret #41 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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A pencil is a writing implement or art medium usually constructed of a narrow, solid pigment core inside a protective casing.
Secret #42 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae).
Secret #43 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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iPod is a line of portable media players created and marketed by Apple Inc..
Secret #44 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Fragaria is a genus of flowering plants in the rose family, Rosaceae, commonly known as strawberries for their edible fruits.
Secret #45 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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A clock is an instrument used to indicate, keep, and co-ordinate time.
Secret #46 Unlocked 7/16/13
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Bottled water is drinking water (e.g., well water, distilled water, or spring water) packaged in plastic or glass water bottles.
Secret #47 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Rubik's Cube is a 3-D mechanical puzzle invented in 1974 by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik.
Secret #48 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Facial tissue and paper handkerchief refers to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers that is suitable for use on the face.
Secret #49 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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A waste container is a container for temporarily storing refuse and waste.
Secret #5 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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A mobile phone (also known as a cellular phone, cell phone and a hand phone) is a device that can make and receive telephone calls over a radio link whilst moving around a wide geographic area.
Secret #50 Unlocked 7/15/13
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Ketchup (also catsup, tomato sauce, or red sauce) is a sweet and tangy food sauce, typically made from tomatoes, vinegar, a sweetener, and assorted seasonings and spices.
Secret #6 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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F (named ef /ˈɛf/, as a verb spelled eff) is the sixth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Secret #7 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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A hamburger (also called a hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of ground meat usually placed inside a sliced bread roll.
Secret #8 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert.
Secret #9 Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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Lego (trademarked in capitals as LEGO) is a popular line of construction toys manufactured by the Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark.
Winner Unlocked 7/15/13
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A video game is an electronic game that involves human interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device.
100 Percent Unlocked 3 weeks ago
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100 (one hundred) (Roman numeral C, reinforced by Latin centum) is the natural number following 99 and preceding 101.

Medals Earned: 52/52 (355/355 points)

Abobo's Big Adventure

Call A Plumber Unlocked 6/28/13
5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper Unlocked 6/28/13
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Fish Food Unlocked 6/28/13
5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 6/28/13
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Beardy Basher Unlocked 6/28/13
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bloody Bobo Unlocked 6/28/13
10 Points
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Ironic Unlocked 6/28/13
10 Points
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Forklift Foul Unlocked 6/28/13
25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Private Party Unlocked 6/28/13
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call 5 Points 02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Choices 5 Points 00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape 5 Points 04 - Get the map
Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Idiot 5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos 5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up 5 Points 00E - Use a continue
No Mercy 5 Points 03 - Execute the Fatality move
Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun
Where To? 5 Points 04 - Get the compass
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Bigger Boat 10 Points 02 - Defeat Jaws
Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Patience 10 Points 00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Poor Aboboy 10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Projectile Power 10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy 10 Points 04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage 10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time 10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water 10 Points 04 - Get the ladder
Waste Not 10 Points 01 - Throw kid body
A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Bloody Chum 25 Points 02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled 25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop 25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Bloodsport Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Filming Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kill The Messenger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/100 (125/2,000 points)

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 5/20/14
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 Unlocked 5/20/14
5 Points
Reach level 2.
Medal #6 Unlocked 5/20/14
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal #8 Unlocked 6/17/14
5 Points
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal _13 Unlocked 11/3/14
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 Unlocked 5/20/14
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal/23 Unlocked 6/17/14
5 Points
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 Unlocked 6/17/14
5 Points
Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 Unlocked 5/20/14
5 Points
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medal #3 Unlocked 11/26/14
10 Points
Reach level 3
Medal _15 Unlocked 11/26/14
10 Points
It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 Unlocked 11/3/14
10 Points
...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/21 Unlocked 11/26/14
10 Points
Eat a pork chop!
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 13/30 (85/500 points)

Bullet Bill 3

Chicken Extra Crispy Unlocked 12/18/14
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dodongo Destroyer Unlocked 12/18/14
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Persian Magic Unlocked 4/4/17
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Righto, Chap Unlocked 4/4/17
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Small Geo Metro Unlocked 12/18/14
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
There It Go Unlocked 3 weeks ago
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
...And Hard Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Always Remember Your First Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Booface Killah Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Biller's Dozen Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Drop A Bomb On It Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
False Start Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ground Control To Major Bill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Wanna Be The Bill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Long... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Money Shot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
My Uncle Works For Nintendo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Overcompensating Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Positive KD Ratio Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
POW, Right In The Kisser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shot The Bucket Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Phanto Menace Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thunderstruck Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A Long Long Time Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Bill 'n Me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chomping At The Bit Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cindemega Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Disgruntled Poultry Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Egg-Based Pun Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Family Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Feline Fiesta Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hazy Cosmic Jive Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm Gonna Get Me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Impeccabill Survivor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Missing The Point Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Motown Magic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Perfectionist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Questionable King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Right Hand Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shoop Da Koopa Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shyest Guy U Know Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
So Still Crew Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Subception Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Mask Of Golden Death Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Alright Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Block Genocidester Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Impossibill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Good Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Great Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Super Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/50 (30/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 3/11/14
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Crystal Story II

First! Unlocked 5/26/14
5 Points
Win your first battle!
Chapter I 5 Points Completed Chapter I
Cursed Dagger 5 Points Used Lina's Cursed Dagger
Dragon's Roar 5 Points Used D's Dragon's Roar
Guardian Crystal 5 Points Completed Guardian tree
Healer Crystal 5 Points Completed Healer tree
Mage Crystal 5 Points Completed Mage tree
Rend 5 Points Used Kaz's Rend
Slayers Crystal 5 Points Completed Slayer tree
Snipe 5 Points Used Mari's Snipe
Thief Crystal 5 Points Completed Thief tree
Trickster Crystal 5 Points Completed Trickster tree
Chapter II 10 Points Completed Chapter II
Chapter III 10 Points Completed Chapter III
Chapter IV 10 Points Completed Chapter IV
Defense 10 Points Complete all Defense quests
Dragon's Breath 10 Points Used D's Dragon's Breath
Fishing 10 Points Fished all Rares
Hackpicker 10 Points Hackpicked all locked chests
Hurricane 10 Points Used Kaz's Hurricane
Lucky Strike 10 Points Used Lina's Lucky Strike
Magic Bullet 10 Points Used Mari's Magic Bullet
Mercenary Defense 10 Points Completed Mercenary Defense
Slime Tamer 10 Points Achieved Pet level 10
Snowboard Extreme! 10 Points Get gold on track 3 of Snowboard Extreme
Wanted 10 Points Completed all Wanted quests
Bestiary 25 Points Completed the Bestiary
Chapter V 25 Points Completed Chapter V
Cyclone Dance 25 Points Used Lina's Cyclone Dance
Death's Gate 25 Points Used Kaz's Death's Gate
Doom Bringer 25 Points Clear out Doom Lair
Dragon's Rage 25 Points Used D's Dragon's Rage
Giant Killer 25 Points Clear out Giant Land
Scavenger 25 Points Clear out the Sunken Ruins
Trigger Happy 25 Points Used Mari's Trigger Happy
Wanted X 25 Points Completed all Wanted X quests
Warden 25 Points Clear out Lao Prison
Generic Quest Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/38 (5/500 points)

Dangerous Dungeons

Grass Conqueror Unlocked 2/24/16
25 Points
Find and clear the first secret stage without checkpoints!
High Roller Unlocked 2/24/16
25 Points
Beat the first boss without checkpoints!
Homemade Sushi Unlocked 2/24/16
25 Points
Beat the second boss without checkpoints!
Lord of Fire Unlocked 2/24/16
25 Points
Find and clear the third secret stage without checkpoints!
Olympic Swimmer Unlocked 2/24/16
25 Points
Find and clear the second secret stage without checkpoints!
Too Hot to Handle Unlocked 2/24/16
25 Points
Beat the third boss without checkpoints!
Treasure Hunter Unlocked 2/25/16
100 Points
Beat the Final Boss in Story Mode without using Checkpoints!
Swift Looter 50 Points Clear Time Attack mode in under 30 minutes!
Dungeon Master 100 Points 100% the game!
Untouchable 100 Points Clear Time Attack mode in less than 10 deaths!

Medals Earned: 7/10 (250/500 points)

Elf Story

Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 3/8/14
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach Unlocked 3/8/14
5 Points
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 7/30/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo Unlocked 7/30/13
5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy Unlocked 7/30/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist Unlocked 3/8/14
5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 3/8/14
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 7/30/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 3/8/14
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 7/30/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start Unlocked 7/30/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 7/30/13
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 7/30/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
No Defense Unlocked 7/30/13
10 Points
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper Unlocked 7/30/13
10 Points
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Spin Attack Unlocked 3/8/14
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction Unlocked 3/8/14
10 Points
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished Unlocked 3/8/14
10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered Unlocked 3/8/14
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense Unlocked 7/30/13
10 Points
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You Should Block Unlocked 3/8/14
10 Points
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Arrow Death 5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull!
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Shrunken Head 25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 21/44 (155/500 points)

Every Man's Refund

Secret 02 Unlocked 1/6/17
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 03 Unlocked 1/6/17
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 06 Unlocked 1/6/17
5 Points
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Secret 26 Unlocked 1/6/17
5 Points
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Repair your ship 10 Points Your destiny is in the stars!
Secret 01 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
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Medals Earned: 4/31 (20/255 points)

Freeway Fury 3

Boat Unlocked 9/21/14
5 Points
Steal a speedboat.
Grind Unlocked 9/21/14
5 Points
Grind against another vehicle.
Jump Unlocked 9/21/14
5 Points
Jump onto another vehicle!
Motorcycle Unlocked 9/21/14
5 Points
Steal a motorcycle.
Police Car Unlocked 9/21/14
5 Points
Steal a police car.
Tank Unlocked 9/21/14
5 Points
Steal a tank.
Close Escape Unlocked 9/21/14
10 Points
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Fury Unlocked 9/21/14
10 Points
Enter Fury Mode.
Jump x3 Unlocked 9/21/14
10 Points
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Reversal Unlocked 9/21/14
10 Points
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Takedown Unlocked 9/21/14
10 Points
Destroy another vehicle.
Jump x6 Unlocked 9/21/14
25 Points
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Escaped Helicopter 5 Points Escape from the helicopter.
Jet Jumper 5 Points Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!
Jet Plane 5 Points Hijack a jet plane?!
Oncoming 500 5 Points Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.
Oncoming 1500 10 Points Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Tank Destroyed 10 Points Destroy a tank (besides your own).
Oncoming 3000 25 Points Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Boss Defeated 50 Points Defeat the final boss and save humanity!
Jump x8 50 Points Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.

Medals Earned: 12/21 (105/270 points)